Eoin Glaister harnesses the power of pastel Tai Chi, saccharine wellbeing, and crystal consumption in his sun-kissed parody of wellness program/cult ads for Mind Enterprises's groovy track Idealistic.

With a finely-honed sense of New Age gobbledigook, this takes the form of an infomercial for serene guru Sensei Natwaral's four stages towards perfection - which ultimately involves taking a large pyramid-shaped pill. Just get your credit card ready...