Amazing really. Pete Doherty in his day clothes, with new scary hat, is his usual louche, half-awake self.

Stick him in a QPR kit and he looks a half-decent player who could give a centre-half some problems and possibly score. Goals, that is.

Veteran coach Doug Hart clearly knows how to get the best out of young Peter, but he also hasn't forgotten that footie is a team game. Bonding is everything - as demonstrated by a couple of the lads in Stonewall FC. Wonder if they support Brighton.

Watch 'Peter Doherty's Last Of the English Roses by Douglas Hart' here