It's Friday night, and the time is right.... Three strippers (two girls, one guy) perform to The Virgins' Private Affair - on Private Affair, a low rent NYC cable TV show so sleazy, and picture quality so exceptionally bad, it's probably for real.

It's a good look - and of course a YouTube hit. And fun fact: The Virgins' lead singer starred in Matt Lenski's first ever video, for Fallout Boy.