Brazilian love god Lapeno, metaller Fat Ed and dim-witted Mervin... these are shortly to become household names, as Fur TV, Warp Films' late night comedy puppet show arrives on MTV1 this coming Sunday.
These guys, I mean puppets, cage-fight, have sex (with humans), and dodge drug dealers, cannibals, landlords and probably even Jehovah Witnesses.
Mark Herbert, who earlier today described it as "puppet porn", admits, "It's very wrong. It's not something I would want my gran knowing I'm involved with."
But clearly everyone else should give Midsummer Murders a miss, and tune in on Sunday.